| 1st opening - Japanese  | Title : Help!! ~Hell Side~ Interpreter : Ayana Taketatsu
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| Help!!! 
 Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-ru-Chu. YES!! Help U
 Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-ru-Chu. YES!! Help U
 
 Soko no mayoeru OMAE daseikan mansai no face
 Sugaru WARA wo sagashite tariki honkan BANZAI?
 Koko ni kita dake (soutou) orikou ne BOUYA (joutou)
 Kiite ageru wa hayaku GEROtte isso Go to Heaven
 
 (NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god!)
 Kami no shigoto
 (YES!! Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... Help U)
 
 Shikou sakugo no every day ikura agaita TOKO de muda
 Kami ni shitagattereba banji OK desho♪
 Mi no hodo wakimaete, saa (bouzen)
 Sakarau YATSUra wa oshioki yo (touzen)
 Kekka shugi kouseisasenakucha Go to Hell →Deaaaath!!!!!
 
 Zettaiteki de kakushinteki na CHIKARA misetsukete ageru wa
 
 Chotto sonzaikan ijou no IKARETA shumi kurai NO PROBLEM
 Soko ni hizamazuite oshie wo koinasai
 Jinseikan kaeru you na deai ni naru kara
 Sonna BIBIttenaide zenbu azukerya ii no yo
 HE!L!P! Iku yo!
 
 (NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god!)
 (YES!! Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... Help U)
 
 Shoukyoku na taido tatakinaoshite fight
 Fumansou na kao da wa NAMAIKI yo seiza
 Utagaunante (shingai) daitan ne BOUYA (angai)
 Koukai shitatte It's too late, WaaaaO!!!!!
 
 Zange yori kiku kaiketsusaku de michibiku ashita kitai shite (Hey!)
 Shinjirumono wa (YES!! Help U) sukuwareru no yo (YES!! Help U) chi no hate mo kowakunai deshou?
 
 Motto kinchoukan YABAi murime na gouin kurai ga MY PACE
 Riyuu naka ato kara kangaete ageru
 Jinsei nantemon wa kyou mo ICHI ka BACHI ka ROULETTE
 Dakara shoumen kitte kachi ni ikanakya USO desho
 HE!L!P! Suru yo! (I-yo!)
 
 (NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God!)
 (NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God! God!)
 (NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God!)
 (NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God! Hey!)
 (Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-ru-Chu. YES!! Help U)
 (Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-ru-Chu. YES!! Help U)
 
 Chotto sonzaikan ijou no IKARETA shumi kurai NO PROBLEM
 Soko ni hizamazuite oshie wo koinasai
 Jinseikan kaeru you na deai ni naru kara
 Sonna BIBIttenaide zenbu azukerya ii no yo
 HE!L!P! Iku yo!
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| 1st ending - Japanese  | Title : More-more LOVERS !! Interpreter : Natsuko Asou
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| yappari tari nai love me love me semete tassei shi naku cha muriyari
 
 sutte hai tara kokuhaku hiyori
 anshin sa re nai watashi ga iru yo
 kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu banzai!
 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!
 
 chikaku te ya da na no
 soretomo ii no (yotte sagatte ushiro no shoumen)
 kyoufu to warai wa ni te iru kamo ne (yotte takatte suki desu, ne?)
 
 aishi te koishi te docchi mo nigate
 junjou katamichi ippou teki na
 soudan juudan da - dan - da down load sou da! sou da!
 ai ni wa koi ni wa kinchou hitsuyou
 junjou bunbu ryouritsu sa te RETURN RETURN RETURN
 
 yume ga mi tai
 kirawa re te mo shouga nai kedo
 watashi no me ni wa kimi ga kirakira
 doushite? sou da TEACH ME PLEASE!
 
 demo shikkari kime te yo LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
 seki wa ippo dake da kara muriyari!
 yappari tari nai LOVE ME LOVE
 semete tassei shi naku cha mune, i tai
 tonikaku kimochi ga tomara nai no
 shikkari kime te yo LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
 semete chousen shi tai yo shi tai yo!
 
 sutte kondo wa shoudaku hiyori
 anshin sa se tai watashi ni shite yo
 datte tokubetsu kimi wa tokubetsu oshi te!
 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!
 
 aisa re koi sa re mattaku taihen
 shunkan fuusoku san jyu metta
 nenrei senrei no - non - no no more shoujo! shoujo!
 ai desho koi desho zen ten shi masho u
 junbi undou hajime te mi masho u RETURN RETURN RETURN
 
 ashita aeru kiki tai watashi no kokoro
 jibun de sae mo kataduka nai no
 nande da, TELL ME WHY!
 
 dame hakkiri sa se tai GET YOU GET YOU
 kakugo datte iwa se tai meruhari
 sokkuri okaeshi HOLD ME HOLD ME
 doko ni itte mo sagasu wa kyorokyoro
 
 shinjite ageru yo honki naraba
 hakkiri sase tai GET YOU GET YOU
 dakara tsuikyuu shi tai yo shi tai yo!
 
 yume ga mi tai
 kirawa re te mo shouga nai kedo
 watashi wa ima mo kimi ga daisuki
 daisuki! nee, CATCH ME PLEASE!
 
 dame hakkiri sa se tai GET YOU GET YOU
 kakugo datte iwa se tai meruhari
 sokkuri okaeshi HOLD ME HOLD ME
 doko ni itte mo sagasu wa kyorokyoro
 demo shikkari kime te yo LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
 seki wa ippo dake da kara muriyari!
 yappari tari nai LOVE ME LOVE ME
 semete tassei shi naku cha mune, i ta i
 
 tonikaku kimochi ga tomara nai no
 shikkari kime te yo LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
 dakara anshin shi tai yo shi tai yo!
 
 motto motto no kokuhaku hiyori
 anshin deki nai watashi ga iru no
 kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu hontou?
 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!
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| 2nd opening - Japanese  | Title : Help! ~Heaven Side~ Interpreter : Ayana Taketatsu and Saori Hayami
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| Help!! Chu-Ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Ru-Chu YES!! Help you!
 Chu-Ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Ru-Chu YES!! Help you!
 
 Soko no mayoeru OMAE hisoukan mansai no face
 Sugaru WARA mo misuterya sore mo sho-ganai ka?
 Unmei ha kyou mo (meisou) IJIWARU dakara (bousou)
 Semete watashi ga mikata shitetai nanika dekiru kana
 
 NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god!
 Makasete mite
 YES!! Help you!
 
 GIRIGIRI no sen ja NURUi hametsu shichatte ZEROtte sonde?
 Katakuna na DNA MURI wa kinmotsu
 Kyousei shuuryou go byou mae (sunzen)
 Umarekawaresou na yokan? (zenzen)
 Genba shugi kousei sasechaeba Go to HEA-VEN
 
 UMU wo iwasazu
 Ano te kono te de
 Ima sugu tadashite ageru wa
 
 Chotta sonzaikan ijou ni ki ni naru FALL IN LOVE miman ga
 Nasakenai kao shite hottokenainda
 Jinseikan kaeru you na deai shitan dakara
 Ato ha sareru ga mama nagasarechaeba ii no yo
 HE-L-P! Iku yo! (Iyo!)
 
 NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god!
 YES!! Chu-Ru-Chu-Chu-Chu Help you!
 
 Sekkyokuteki ni narenai nitamono doushi FIGHT
 Jinbunrashisa no ARIKA kitto mitsukaru
 Te o nuku nante (soudan) sentaku ha nai no (joudan)
 Neboketenaide HURRY UP WOW!
 
 Ame ga yandara sukoshi waratte hajimaru ashita kitai shiyo? (Hey!)
 Shinjitai nara (YES!! Help you!)
 taido shimeshite (YES!! Help you!)
 tengoku he tsureteiku kara
 
 Datte kinchoukan YABAI? Toki ni ha gouinsa mo jyuuyou
 Riyuu nanka nakutatte angai daijoubu
 Jinsei nante mon ha kyou mo SHI no GO no mattekunnai
 Dakara enryo shinaide tanoshimanakucha USO desho
 HE-L-P! Suru yo! (Iyo!)
 
 NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God!
 Go to Heaven!
 NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God! God!
 Go to Heaven!
 NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God!
 Go to Heaven!
 NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god! God!
 
 Help!!
 Chu-Ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Ru-Chu YES!! Help you!
 Chu-Ru-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Ru-Chu YES!! Help you!
 
 Chotta sonzaikan ijou ni ki ni naru FALL IN LOVE miman ga (osaki yo!)
 Nasakenai kao shite hottokenainda
 Jinseikan kaeru you na deai shitan dakara
 Ato ha sareru ga mama nagasarechaeba ii no yo
 HE-L-P! Iku yo!
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| 2nd ending - Japanese  | Title : Happy Birthday, my holy day Interpreter : Ayana Taketatsu
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| masshiro na iki o hazumase minna ai ni kitekureta no
 "Happy birthday to you" "omedetou"
 ichinen saisho no egao miseteagetai
 (Thank you, my dears)
 
 arigatou
 KYANDORU ni (KYANDORU ni)
 omoi omoi no inori ga yureteru (inori o kome)
 takusan no yasashisa ga koko ni atsumattekita
 TOKUBETSU na hi (It's my holy day)
 
 seinaru kane no ne ga mata
 hitotsu mirai unagashiteru
 Happy birthday to me... omedetou
 sotto KOKORO ni kizamu kono shunkan o
 (You bring me joy)
 
 yorokobi ni tsutsumarete (tsutsumarete)
 minna no koe mo hazunde ureshii (ureshiku naru)
 taisetsu na nukumori ga maru de kiseki mitai ni
 todoita nda (It's a dream come true)
 
 arigatou
 KYANDORU ni (KYANDORU ni)
 omoi omoi no inori ga yureteru (inori o kome)
 takusan no yasashisa ga koko ni atsumattekita
 
 yorokobi ni tsutsumarete (tsutsumarete)
 minna no koe mo hazunde ureshii (ureshiku naru)
 itsuka otona ni natte mo zutto oboeteiru yo
 TOKUBETSU na hi (It's my holy day)
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